Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday Afternoon

Yes, my day did get better - no more broken glasses, jars or spilt water!

Just received this by email:

You've been hit by the:

...WINE TRUCK.......... '"; ___.
_..._..._______====___..., ] -

Once you've been hit, you have to hit 12 women who like to drink and have fun; including the one who sent it to you. If you get hit again you'll know you really have a problem! (Obviously this was written by and to a woman)

When girls drink too much...

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them so much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just tonic, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

Send this along to all the girls you know who like to have fun. Make them laugh at themselves ... Like you probably did ... sadly, many are true!!


strewth said...

Oh dear that DOES sound familiar!! Not too often these days but it has been known on a recent night .......

Jen_runs said...

LOL. Love it. Unfortunately I recognise far too many of them. I'm not telling you which ones!

Hilary said...

Sad that I'm sitting here reading this nodding my head going "yep"! Oh well, you gotta have fun with the girls now and then!

Good to hear that the "dropsies" stopped! This usually happens to me when I'm tired. I once dropped my bowl of cooked oats all over the floor and had to get the dogs in to "clean it up"!!

Hope you're having a great weekend!

Hilary xx

Tesso said...

Oh, that's nothing like me ... I'd never take up smoking ;-)

Lulu said...

hehe, sounds very familiar from my old drinking days... obviously now I'm an athlete I don't do that sort of thing any more.. well not the smoking anyway!

iliketoast said...

Number 11 was the funniest.

Black Knight said...

I think that in this moment you are running the 10km Canberra Times fun run so my thoughts are with you. About drinking....I am teetotal, what can I say?

2P said...

LOL CJ - I sent this to a few friends for a giggle. How true is number 6!! Every girl I've ever been out with does this one - then again they probably say that becasue it saves them from having to talk to me ;-)

Ewen said...

That's the last time I say "I love this song".

Are you doing the Canberra Times again this Sunday? How did you go?!

R2B said...

Must be a girl joke eh?

IHateToast said...

it's been 10 days... what kind of bender are you on?